An invitation you can't refuse

This is an invitation to a wedding I received several months back and found it quite humourous. You may now call me Savant.

Dear Savant of God.

According to Proverb 1:7 so has the fear of God is now driven in x and y to holy matrimonially joint gether in marriage, having closely observed one another for some times most satisfactorily on [date].

In this regard, you have prayerfully been selected to serve as sponsor and you are further invited to attend their first wedding…[insert location details]

This divine task should kindly meet your approval in Jesus Name.